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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

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tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

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thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

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There is a cat being a mama to a baby bunny.

My day just got a little bit better. ;A;

Have some adorables.
- Mod Helga

cjmaxwell

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

omfg

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soulgems:

soulgems:

FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT

I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox

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kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

Cave Johnson here, our first attempt at making combustable lemons didn’t quite go as planned. If you see one of these lemons, do not get close, and if you hear any whispered voices, please let a test associate know, because that’s supposed to happen.

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polutropeli:

If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.

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joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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moraniarty:

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